"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer
"Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing." - Milton Snavely Hershey
"Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies." - John Q. Tullius
"Forget love ... I'd rather fall in chocolate!" - Anonymous
"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces." - Judith Viorst
"Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food." - Michael Levine, The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
"A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk." - Linda Solegato
"Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays." - Anonymous