Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway ~Author Unknown
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers и туда же
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches. ~V.L. Allineare